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SPORT JOKES
Football and basebal jokes.golf and golfing jokes
plus fishing jokes.
plus fishing jokes.
Bob is awarded a free ticket to the Super Bowl by his company.
Unfortunately, when he arrives at the game, he realizes the seat is way up in the last row in a remote corner of the stadium. Read more
Unfortunately, when he arrives at the game, he realizes the seat is way up in the last row in a remote corner of the stadium. Read more
Super Bowl
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. Read more
Lazy Golfer
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, just like they did every day. Read more
Baseball heaven?
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Read more
Golf Injury
Three Italian mothers were attending a football game. Each had a son playing on the same team. At the start of the game, the first boy saw his opportunity, grabbed the ball and running quickly, out-foxed the opposing team, making the first touchdown. Read more
The Football Moms
He is new to baseball
... After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's recreational preferences: Read more
Ball Size
A local community club was organizing a baseball team. They could only muster eight players, and were hard put to find a ninth. Read more
Englishman Playing Baseball
Four coworkers always golfed as a group at 7 A.M. every Sunday. Unfortunately, one of them was transferred out of town, so they began talking about how they would fill out the foursome. Read more
Might Be Late
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge.
One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. Read more
One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. Read more
A Fisherman's Tale
A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" Read more
fishing trip
A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the Game Warden. Read more
The Secret Fishing Hole
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Read more
The Perfect Husband
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Read more
Is it safe to swim here
There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. Read more
6 Minutes Late
A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. Read more
Golfer in a Car Crash
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.
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A Round of Golf
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success. Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. Read more
Moose Hunters
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to sink this next putt." Read more
Would You Give Up
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Read more
Bear Hunting
A man was playing golf and sliced his tee shot into the woods. While looking for his ball he came across a witch standing over her chauldron. Read more
Golf and the Priest
One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. Read more
Irishman on a Desert Island
Tiger was the First
A Young couple Just got married and arrive at their honeymoon hotel suite. Just then as they are about to lie down on the bed. Read more
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the game warden, couldn't figure out how he did it, Read more
The Fisherman
It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite. Read more
The Bait
Two old friends were just about to tee off at their golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, 'Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up.' Read more
The Hit Man
Three golfers had a big golf game with a client in Arizona. They were running late and as luck would have it their car broke down. Read more
The Golfers And The Camel
Three elderly ladies are excited about their first New York Yankees base ball game. They smuggled a bottle of Jack Daniels into the game. Read more
Their First New York Yankees
A lady golfer visits a driving range to tone up before a game. She is about to drive her first ball off the mat when she notices the man next to her. Read more
OY!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf. Read more
Golf Facts
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Two women, a blonde and a brunette, are playing golf at a nudist resort one day. They had completed the first hole were walking to the second tee when the brunette Read more
The Nudist Resort
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they.....Read more
Are you a Yankees fan
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. Read more
Going Hunting
A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. Read more
Never Lie To A Woman
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast....Read more
The Avid Golfer
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. Read more
Private Lessons
One day, a husband and wife were out playing golf. The husband was having trouble teaching his wife how to play, as she was quite bad.......Read more
Teaching His Wife How To Play Golf
A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him. Read more
A Golfer In A Car Crash
A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting, "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." Read more
The Golfing Nun
At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady truck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Read more
Fishing Buddies
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Before the final match, the Norwegian wrestling coach came to Ole and said, "Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. Read more
The Wrestler
Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately he had to tell them that he couldn't go....Read more
Fishing Trip