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The Nudist Resort
Two women, a blonde and a brunette, are playing golf at a nudist resort one day. They had completed the first hole were walking to the second tee when the brunette was stung by a bee.
"Wow, that really hurts." she said to her friend, "I think I might be allergic."
"Let's go to the pro shop and see if they have anything that can help," said her friend, "We can come back and finish our round later."
As they entered the shop the local pro greeted them and asked if he could help.
"I just got stung by a bee out there on the course," said the brunette, "What should I do about it?"
"Where were you stung?" asked the pro.
"Between holes one and two." replied the woman.
"Well," said the pro, rubbing his chin, "you might want to start by closing your stance a bit."
"Wow, that really hurts." she said to her friend, "I think I might be allergic."
"Let's go to the pro shop and see if they have anything that can help," said her friend, "We can come back and finish our round later."
As they entered the shop the local pro greeted them and asked if he could help.
"I just got stung by a bee out there on the course," said the brunette, "What should I do about it?"
"Where were you stung?" asked the pro.
"Between holes one and two." replied the woman.
"Well," said the pro, rubbing his chin, "you might want to start by closing your stance a bit."
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