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Little Johnny Comes Home From School
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Catsup
Little Mary Margaret
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Worms
Johnny's Morals
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Going to Heaven
Little Johnny in love
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Mineral
Whole Truth
Salesmanship
Warned
School Punishments
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Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. Read more
One day while Little Johnny and his friend Arnie were playing out in the back yard,they started talking about their dads. Read more
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do. Read more
Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket. Read more
There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn't know what Johnny's problem was, but the boys would constantly tease him. Read more
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. Read more
Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was playing in the backyard one morning. Read more
Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher.
It said "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls. Please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this." Read more
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually, she slept throught the class. Read more
Little Johnny grew up in the city, and went to visit his Uncle Joe on the farm. For the first few days, his uncle showed him the usual things..... Read more
Little Johnny was starting his first day at a new school and his father called the teacher to tell her that little Johnny was a big gambler. Read more
Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. Read more
In a classroom of third graders, the teacher says to the kids, "Today, class, we will be telling stories that have a moral to them. Read more
Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye.
His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" Read more
Little Johnny and Suzy have nothing to do one day while in the house playing. All of a sudden, Johnny gets this great idea. Read more
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class "What part of your body do you think goes up to heaven first?" Read more
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Talking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny why has your school work been so poor lately?" Read more
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" Read more
A science teacher asked her students "Children, if you could own one mineral what would it be? Read more
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Read more
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on ... Read more
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Read more
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Read more
Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Read more