Little Johnny and the Madam | Little Johnny Jokes

In the small town of Rocky Top , little Johnny's father decides it's time for 18 year old little Johnny, to learn the facts of life. He takes him to the local house of ill repute, which is fronted by a beauty parlor.

Little johnny's father introduces little Johnny to the madam, and explains that it's time for his indoctrination to sex."

The madam says, "to little Johnnys father you've been such a good customer over the years, I'm going to see to your little Johnny personally."

So the madam takes little Johnny by the hand and leads him upstairs, where she completes his deflowering.

Later, as they are walking downstairs the madam says, "Since this is your first time, I'm going to see that you get the full treatment before you leave, I'm going to give you a manicure too."

Two weeks later little Johnny and his father run into the madam on the town's main street.

Little Johnny is acting a little shy, so the madam smiles and says, "Well, little Johnny , don't you remember me?"

"Yes ma'am the little Johnny stammers, "You're the lady that gave me the crabs and then cut off my fingernails so I couldn't scratch 'em.