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LAWYER JOKES
The Lawyer Genie
Can We Sue?
Lawyer's Brain
A man walks into a bar and sees a good-looking woman sitting on a stool. Read more
Screwed
Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed a man on his client's jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to the charge of murder which was brought by the state. Read more
Bribing the juror
Three Wishes
Lawyer In Hell
Smartest Man in the World
Do You Know Me?
The Kind Lawyer
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
"MY ROLEX!"
Mob Godfather
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy. Read more
Stop or Slow Down
Lawyer Hunting
ANYONE FOR A CIGAR?
"Tickets Please!"
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Cheap lawyer
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, Read more
Political Corruption Trial
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing......Read more
The lawyer and the Rancher
Polish Divorce
A woman went to a lawyer to discuss divorcing her husband. Read more
Pay for Sex
More Humor
Websites
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. Read more
10 Husbands
Lawyer jokes..from alimony to divorce court to sueing.
A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined!" Read more
A young man, shipwrecked on a small, deserted island, found an old oil lamp sticking out of the sand. Read more
Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer? Read more
A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offered at this particular brain store. Read more
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil's hands. "You will be spending eternity here, but I'll let you pick your own room from three I'll show you, Read more
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Read more
A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial -- a grandmotherly, elderly woman. Read more
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. Read more
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: Read more
A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. Read more
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. Read more
One day, three lawyers each purchased a. Next in line were three engineers who purchased only one train ticket. Read more
A local Prudential office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. Read more
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day....Read more