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LAWYER JOKES
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"Tickets Please!"
One day, three lawyers each purchased a. Next in line were three engineers who purchased only one train ticket. Confused, the lawyers asked the engineers, "Why did you only purchase one ticket when there are three of you?"
One of the engineers replied, "Just watch and you will see!" As they boarded the train, the three engineers headed straight for the where all three crowded in. Shortly after the train got going, the conductor came through asking for tickets. He knocked on the bathroom door and said, "Tickets, please!" One of the engineers opened the door a crack and handed out the ticket.
Amazed at this, the lawyers decided that on the way back they would do the same.
On the trip back the three lawyers went up and purchased only one train ticket but noticed that the engineers didn't purchase any. Confused again, the lawyers asked, "Why didn't you buy a ticket for the return trip?"
One of the engineers replied, "Just watch and you will see!"" As they boarded the train the three lawyers headed straight for the bathroom where all three crowded in. Shortly after the train got going, one of the engineers knocked on the bathroom door and said, "Tickets, please!"
One of the engineers replied, "Just watch and you will see!" As they boarded the train, the three engineers headed straight for the where all three crowded in. Shortly after the train got going, the conductor came through asking for tickets. He knocked on the bathroom door and said, "Tickets, please!" One of the engineers opened the door a crack and handed out the ticket.
Amazed at this, the lawyers decided that on the way back they would do the same.
On the trip back the three lawyers went up and purchased only one train ticket but noticed that the engineers didn't purchase any. Confused again, the lawyers asked, "Why didn't you buy a ticket for the return trip?"
One of the engineers replied, "Just watch and you will see!"" As they boarded the train the three lawyers headed straight for the bathroom where all three crowded in. Shortly after the train got going, one of the engineers knocked on the bathroom door and said, "Tickets, please!"