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Old age jokes..assorted jokes, jokes to laugh at.
Make these your favorite general jokes
Make these your favorite general jokes
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. Read more
Nasty Comment
Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere. Read more
The Angel
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. Read more
Chicken Sandwiches
A loaded mini van pulled in to the only remaining campsite. Four children leaped from the vehicle and began feverishly unloading gear and setting up the tent. Read more
Camp Set Up
A mother and her son were flying "Southwest Airlines" from Kansas to Chicago. Read more
Birds, Bees, and Planes
A 65-year old mailman decided it was time to retire. When the small community he worked for found out, they decided they should do something nice for him, since he'd served them for the past 45 years. Read more
Retiring Mailman
One night, this guy is invited out for a night with the guys. He promised his live-in girlfriend that he would be home by midnight. Read more
Cuckoo Clock
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. Read more
Corporate Lessons!
The day care teacher holds up a picture and asks, "What's this?" "A horsy," one child answer. Read more
Whats This?
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. Read more
Three Wishes from a Frog
A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. One his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. Read more
Nudist Colony
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. Read more
Taxi Cab Driver
Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. Read more
Johnny Learns Politics
Mrs. O'Donovan was walking down the main street of Dublin, and coming in the opposite direction was Father O'Rafferty. Read more
Candles
A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. Read more
NEWLYWEDS
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. Read more
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. Read more
Weight-loss Running Program
For several years, an American man was having an affair with an Italian woman. Read more
Italian Girl....
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. Read more
Electric Train
It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Read more
Cold Winter
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Read more
Girls Night Out
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. Read more
The Trainee Priest
A Man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, "Get me a coffee quickly!" Read more
Who am I ???
A guy dials his home number from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?" Read more
The New Maid
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. Read more
A girls first time
A fire fighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. Read more
Little Fire Fighter
A man called to testify at the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. Read more
Advice
A nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight. Read more
Nun and Fortune Telling Machine
A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the wooden toilet seat. Read more
Toilet Seat
An elderly couple were having dinner at another couple's house and after their meal, the wives left the table to go to the kitchen. Read more
a senior moment
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated." Read more
Construction Worker
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