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Beer Festival
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The short bartender
Arriving home very drunk
A drunk orders himself a beer
The Cowboy
Decoy
A Shy Guy Goes Into a Bar
Ballerina...!
Irish Pub Joke
Cowboy, beer and his horse
Ride 'em, cowboy!
Cowboy walks into the bar
A Nun? Drinking!?
Drinking Buddies
Laughing Horse
Cheap Beer
Three Americans go into a bar
Poor Guy
Dave the Hen
Two Drops
Fall-Down Drunk
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An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing. Read more
A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old scotch. The bartender, believing that the customer will not be able to tell the difference, pours him a shot of the cheap 3-year-old house scotch that has been poured into an empty bottle of the good stuff. Read more
After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. Read more
In a small mid western conservative town, a new bar/tavern started a building to open up their business. Read more
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender to give him a shot of tequilla. Read more
A bald guy walks into a bar, turns to the noticably short bartender, and says "Hey midget, gimme a beer!" Read more
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. Read more
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender Read more
A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of beer and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. Read more
One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. Read more
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" Read more
A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in Dublin. Read more
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Read more
A cowboy is traveling on his horse when he sees a bar. He decides to stop for a few drinks, so he ties his horse outside the bar, walks into the bar, sits right up at the counter and orders a few beers. Read more
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat , gun and his boots So the sheriff arrests him for indecent exposure. Read more
A cowboy walks into a bar and after two steps in, he realizes it's a gay Bar. What the heck,' he says to himself, 'I really want a drink.' Read more
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a convent, a block away from Jack's liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary Katherine and she said, "Oh Jack, give me a pint o' the brandy." Read more
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. Read more
A man walks into a bar. On the bar sits a big jar of twenty dollar bills. The man asks the bartender,"What's the deal with the jar of money?" Read more
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent. Read more
Three guys go into a bar: a guy from Dallas, a guy from San Francisco, and a guy from Boulder. Read more
This guys walks into a bar and the bartender immediately notices how depressed this guy is. "Give me a beer", said the guy. "Sure thing," said the bartender, "by the way, why the long face? "I just found out my oldest son is gay", Read more
Dave came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. Read more
A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship, and ordered a Scotch, with two drops of water. Read more
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. Read more