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Such a Proposition
Best Friend
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. Read more
Drunk
Me and My Date
A Panda in a Bar
Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. Read more
Presents for the Wife
Stopped by the police
Seducing a Barman
Strip Joint
Who's The Strongest?
"Brother have you found Jesus?"
I'm Cured!
Nun in the Bathroom
Bartender Help
But I already paid
Cigarettes
Beer Troubleshooting Chart
Give Me the Bill
Looking Better and Better
St Patrick's Day
Hard of Hearing Genie
"It opens at noon"
Drunk Goes Ice Fishing
Sammy the town Drunk
An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy
It's Called B J Revenge
Drinking is a Sin
Barroom Football
Can't Explain
"A couple of Beers"
"Beer Caution"
Castro's Army
Seeing-Eye Dogs
The Leprechaun
Lone Ranger and Tonto Walked Into A Bar
Drunken Frenchman
Sex Change
COPYRIGHT 2010
The Birthday Gift
The Alien
Pat Is Missing
You'll wake up my Mother
The Drunk
Big scottish lad
Girl Drinks
Lost in the Woods
She's Insatiable
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From drunk jokes to the bar jokes. you will fall down drunk laughing at these jokes.
During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round Read more
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a woman just passing and said, "Pardon me miss, do you happen to have the time?" Read more
A man was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch whiskey. Read more
An Irishman an Englishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar in Sydney. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional. Read more
A guy walks into a bar and asks for three beers. The bartender puts them up and then watches the guy go through a peculiar ritual. Read more
A guys walks into a bar and buys a beer. He drinks half and pours the other half on his hand. Read more
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said "I'd like a steak and kidney pie and a Coke please" so the barman took his order and the panda went Read more
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. Read more
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. Read more
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. Read more
A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man Around that they offered a standing $1,000 bet. Read more
A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. Read more
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer, then stands on the bar, drops his pants and pisses all over the place. Read more
A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Read more
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender. Read more
A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is done the bartender tells him he owes $9.00. Read more
Man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. Read more
SYMPTOM - Feet cold and wet.
SOLUTION - Glass being held at incorrect angle. Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. Read more
SOLUTION - Glass being held at incorrect angle. Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. Read more
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill." Read more
Two fellows have been at the bar now for quite a while, downing several mugs with abandon. Read more
Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Read more
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks "whats in the box". Read more
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. Read more
There's a drunk guy who decides that he wants to go ice fishing. He packs up all his tackle and sets out in search of a suitable spot. Read more
Sammy the town drunk walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, Read more
An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Read more
A woman and her boyfriend are in a bar having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new Read more
John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink. Read more
A man named Larry goes into a bar and orders a bottle of beer. Larry sits down and hears a bunch of noise in the background. Larry asks the bartender Read more
A Farmer walks into the local bar and sits down at the bar. Read more
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2 am, at which time he is extremely drunk. Read more
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Read more
A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in. Read more
Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman Pinscher and the other had a Chihuahua. Read more
An Irishman walks into a bar and asks for two beers. He then puts a small green-skinned man out of his pocket and puts him on the counter. Read more
On one of the hottest days on record in Texas, the Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer. Read more
A drunken Frenchman is driving through the city of Paris and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A French cop pulls him over. Read more
Three guys and a girl were at a bar and the guys were discussing football. It wasn't long before the girl joined into the conversation, Read more
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, Read more
A guy's in the bar when an alien from outer space walks through the door and sits next to him. Read more
Patrick, a fine Irish lad always had lunch with his two Italian friends, Tony and Nunzio. For twenty years these three fellows would always meet Read more
A man was approached by co-worker at lunch who invited him out for a few beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, Read more
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Read more
A Scot Is Drinking In A Southampton Bar. He gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear & orders a round of drinks for everybody....Read more
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks...Read more
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender can't help but stare at the guy because in contrast to his large muscles.....Read more
Late at night this guy runs into a pub and demands a glass of water from the bartender. The guy drinks it in one gulp then asks for a second glass. Read more
A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. Read more
