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Ride 'em, cowboy!
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat , gun and his boots So the sheriff arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up he asks " Why in the world are you dressed like this'?
Cowboy: " Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her.... and I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt, so I did.... Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... So I did... Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...So I did... Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of funny and says:
"Now go to town cowboy...."
"So here I am."
As he is locking him up he asks " Why in the world are you dressed like this'?
Cowboy: " Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her.... and I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt, so I did.... Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... So I did... Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...So I did... Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of funny and says:
"Now go to town cowboy...."
"So here I am."
