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Doctor Jokes
Two Inmates in a Nut House
Your dog is dead
Never Tick off a Nurse!
Headache
Doctor Bumblings!
Nurse Jenny
My Daughter is a Good Girl
DOCTOR AND THE NURSE
Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery
Stuttering Problem
Halloween Delivery
Female Compassion
Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"
Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time," Read more
Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time," Read more
Farting All The Time
Doctor's Bill
Joe’s Operation
elderly man and woman
ITCH
The Dentist
$7.00 SEX
The Urinalysis
The Talking Newborn
Before Sex
Facial Expression
'Putting Your Affairs In Order'
Doctor in Trouble
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A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find his patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of wood with the side of his hand. Read more
A lady rushes into the veterinarian and screams, "I found my dog unconscious and I can't wake him -- do something." Read more
A big shot executive had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his staff. Read more
A guy has been suffering from severe headaches for years with no relief. After trying all the usual cures he's referred to a headache specialist by his family doctor. Read more
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:
1. She has no rigors or shaking chills , but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. Read more
1. She has no rigors or shaking chills , but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. Read more
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly dumb. Read more
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen. Read more
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Read more
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. Someone call the janitor and tell him to bring a mop. Read more
A guy walks into his doctor's office and says, "Ddddoc, I've bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and III'm tired of it. Ccccan yyyou hehehelp mmme???" Read more
The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items. Read more
Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Carolyn that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Read more
Margie received a bill from the hospital for her recent surgery, and was astonished to see a $1200 fee for the anesthesiologist. Read more
Joe goes to the doctor for his terrible headaches. The doctor said, ’Joe, the good news is I can cure your severe headaches. The bad news is that it will require Read more
An elderly man and woman, both in their 70's, walk into a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' Read more
There is an 80-year-old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her crotch area. Read more
A man and a woman met at a bar. They started getting along really well and they decide to go to her place for a drink. Read more
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" Read more
One day, John's tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in and see a doctor. Read more
A baby was born who was so advanced, he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. Read more
The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. Read more
A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life.
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A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.' Read more
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. Read more