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Sept , 2008
My mother says she never holds grudges but then will blindside you with something that happened years ago. Read more
Grudge
There were two old boys from Alabama who love to fish, and they wanted to do some ice fishing. Read more
Ice Fishing
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?" Read more
Dumb Barber
Two Martians land in the middle of the night in a closed gas station. They get out of their space ship. The Martians go up to a gas pump. Read more
Martian Landing
An Irishman in a wheelchair rolls into a bar and asks the waitress for a cup of coffee. Read more
A Redneck's Kindness
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. Read more
Horse And Chicken
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. Read more
Arriving home very drunk
At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" Read more
Sex with a Ghost
A blind man walks into a bar with a seeing-eye dog. Read more
Blind Man
A doctor, and engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who was the world's first professional. Read more
The World's first Profession
Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic. Read more
A frog calls a psychic
A USMC sniper was real good at his job, and he had a method. He would yell out some insult at the enemy and when someone stood up to reply, BANG - one less insurgent! Read more
Fellow Republican
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning," said the young man. Read more
Vacuum Cleaner Salesman
The Forest Service has issued a BEAR WARNING in the national forests for this summer. Read more
Bear Advisory
I recently entered my favourite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at my regular table, I noticed a gorgeous woman sitting all alone at a nearby table. Read more
NO DEAL
There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn't know what Johnny's problem was, but the boys would constantly tease him. Read more
Smarter Than You Think
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