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The preacher's, Sunday sermon was,"Forgive Your Enemies." He asked, how many have forgiven their enemies? About half held up their hands. Read more
Forgive Your Enemies
An elderly couple has been dating for some time when they finally decide it's time for marriage. Read more
How do you feel about sex
A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations...Read more
Charitable Act
An elderly couple were enjoying the evening by swinging on the front porch and looking at the beautiful sunset. Read more
The Elderly Couple
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said,"Your barracks door is open...Read more
Barrack's Door
The new minister's wife had a baby. The minister appealed to the congregation for a salary increase to cover the addition to the family. Read more
Act of God
One day, Joe, Bob and Dave were hiking in a wilderness area when they came upon a large, raging, violent river. Read more
Please God
I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths.....Read more
The Business Trip
Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. Read more
Three mice
A woman went to the doctor's office, where she was seen by a young, new doctor. Read more
Doctor's Visit
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart's and the husband picks up a case of Budweiser and put it in their shopping cart. Read more
Shopping
There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, Read more
They've Fallen
The first mate on a ship decided to celebrate an occasion with a "little" stowed away rum.
Unfortunately he got drunk and was still drunk the next morning. Read more
Unfortunately he got drunk and was still drunk the next morning. Read more
SHIPS LOG
A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him." Read more
The Blonde bride
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. Read more
Atheist in Trouble
A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married. Read more
Perfect
This preacher gets all his teeth pulled out to get dentures put in. Read more
Preacher gets Dentures
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Read more
He can't swim
An old nun who was living in a convent next to a Brooklyn construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time...Read more
Do you men know Jesus Christ?
An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes". Read more
Marry Me
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. Read more
Careful
Things between Alicia and Kyle were already strained, but when he made her late to work that was the last straw. Read more
Fuel Pump
Jack had a blind date with Jill for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself more and more attracted to her. Read more
Blind Date
While I was visiting my sister one evening, I took out a candy dispenser that was shaped like a miniature person. Read more
Candy Dispenser
There are three engineers in a car: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Read more
Car Trouble
A few women were sitting around the table talking, and the subject turned to their husbands. Read more
Husbands
The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. Read more
Government Funded Finding's
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see where they would end up. Read more
Doctors Go To Heaven
Once upon a time, there were four people; Their names were Everybody, Somebody, Nobody and Anybody. Read more
Nobody Did It
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a bull with the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." Read more
In Training
A young priest had given many suggestions to an older priest about how to attract more young people to the church. Read more
The Young Priest
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