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April, 2009
A man tells a doctor, "I think my wife's going deaf. What can I do?" Read more
Deaf
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. Read more
3 women
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration....Read more
Gift Mix-Up
A big-rig operator stopped to pick up a female hitchhiker wearing really short shorts. Read more
What's Your Name
Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner." Read more
In The Courtroom
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. Read more
Out for two Days
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. Read more
Pop N. Fresh
The Reverend John Fuzz was a pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day, walking down Main St., Read more
Pastor Fuzz
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. Read more
Frog Sound
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. Read more
Two Nuns
A minister, a priest, and a rabbi went for a hike one very hot day. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Read more
A Minister, a Priest, and a Rabbi
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... Read more
Obsessions
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big! Read more
Everything is big in Texas
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom....Read more
Pest Control
The United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone into a good mood ...Read more
Let's Fly United
The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home." Read more
Efficiency
A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," Read more
The Knob
3 Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, "However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get in heaven". Read more
The Price For Being Good
"Sister Ann, aren't you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously eyeing her bulging belly. Read more
Little Gas
The 87 year old said; "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies." Read more
Italian Bread
Once upon a time a man was lonely and decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
So he went to the pet store and told the owner..Read more
So he went to the pet store and told the owner..Read more
A NEW PET
Two salesmen were writing up their orders when the conversation came around to last night's big date. Read more
Phone Book
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks...Read more
Girl Drinks
Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on TV. The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their TV set....Read more
Grandma and Grandpa
A man who was called to testify before the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Read more
Tax Season
God was just about done with creating the universe but he had two things left over in his bag so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. Read more
Why Men Pee Standing Up
The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. Read more
You Need To Confess
A 76-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. Read more
Old Man's Physical
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming.....Read more
Skinny Dipping
Old Sol was in the hospital, near death. Sol had always been a religious man, so his family called their rabbi to stand with them. Read more
The Note
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