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A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. Read more
A DROP IN SALARY PERHAPS
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. Read more
Standing Still
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But, officer," the man began, "I can explain". Read more
Locked Up
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear: No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. Read more
Always on Duty
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks him, "Jimmie, what are you doing?" Read more
"Driving to Chicago!"
A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided to nap against a tree. Read more
Scotsman Kilt
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: Read more
Fireman Sex
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Feb, 2009
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other. Read more
Quick Marriage
The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of "yes/no" type questions. Read more
Final Examination
Father O'Flannagan dies due to old age. Upon entering St.Peter's gate, there is another man in front, waiting to go into heaven. Read more
TAXI DRIVER
Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. Read more
Maria's Wedding Night
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Read more
Heart Attack
Two 90 yr. old men decided to go to there local whore house one more time before it was to late. They drove to the place together & went in, The Madam asked "can I help you guys". Read more
Two Old Guys
A woman in her fifties is at home, unclothed, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks: Read more
Good For Her
A little girl asks her mum, 'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Read more
'Where's Lulu?'
The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behaviour, asks, "Where are you going?" Read more
Viagra
A woman is enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening. "Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! Read more
Cat Food
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience. Read more
A Speach to the Deaf Society
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she had selected the following items: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A half carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A small head of romaine lettuce, A 2-pound can of coffee, And a 1-pound package of bacon. Read more
"You must be single"
A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He looks in his rear view mirror and notices a police car with its red lights. Read more
DRIVING HOME
There is a huge flood and a man sits on his roof. He starts panicking, knowing he can't swim. This man happens to be a priest and decides that God will save him. Read more
Man On a Roof
A Catholic priest, a Protestant minister, and a Jewish rabbi were discussing when life begins. Read more
When Life Begins
A wife woke of the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house. She heard sobbing from the basement. Read more
20 Years Ago
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. The couple decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. Read more
"Not this time"
There were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a old dilapidated boat. It just so happened that John's wife died the same day Joe's boat sank. Read more
Owner of a boat
A father was very anxious to marry off his daughter so he wanted tried impress her first date. "Do you like to screw?" he asks. Read more
The TWIST
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, Read more
Different Father
A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of the state. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared breakfast for him Read more
At Granfather's House
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