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Nov, 2008
Two Drops
A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship, and ordered a Scotch, with two drops of water. Read more
I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out. Read more
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter". Read more
50 Dollars
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. Read more
Garage Door
Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. Read more
First Cut is the Deepest
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said, "TWO PROSTITUTES.......$50.00. Read more
Two Prostitutes
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. Read more
Horse Race
A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met a young lady of excellent character and virtue that interested him very much. What should he do? Read more
the dishes
A guy goes to the Post Office to interview for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you a Veteran?" Read more
Post Office Interview
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper. Read more
The Skeleton
Maria, an Italian woman was extrememly religious. When she was married, she refused to use protection because she felt that birth control was going against God's will. She and her husband had seventeen kids. Read more
They're finally together
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains, he has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Read more
Don't Speak
In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years. Read more
The Statues
THE VALUE OF UNDIES-- Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... Read more
Clean Undies
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful blood-curdling screams. Read more
Can I Go to Hell Instead?
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. Read more
Sunday Afternoon Quickie
George Bush goes to a primary [elementary] school to talk about the war. After his talk, he opens the floor to questions. Read more
Elementary School
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Read more
Naming the Twins
A Farmer walks into the local bar and sits down at the bar. The Farmer mumbles, "Some things I just can't explain." The bartender, who knows the Farmer as Jim, asks, "What do you mean Jim?". Read more
Can't Explain
This woman's husband dies, and she has only $20,000 to her name. After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that she has no money left. Read more
Not Much Left
One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. Read more
The Auction
Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub, a week before Xmas, enjoying a few quiet drinks, when they decided to get in on the Xmas raffle. Read more
Christmas Raffle
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide. Read more
Home Depot
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. Read more
Last Laugh
A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. Read more
No Sex
There are two friends at a bar late one night. One holds a cat everywhere he goes. he never wears a watch. Read more
Fat Cat
This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. Read more
Passing Gas
A blonde heard that milk baths make you beautiful so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. Read more
Milk Bath
Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife. Read more
Snow or Rain?
A man was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch whiskey. Read more
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