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Two police officers driving down a dark street noticed an older lady staggering along the sidewalk. Seeing she had far too much to drink...Read more
You're Passin It
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep. Read more
The Bats
The first jockstrap was introduced in the United States in 1874. It was quickly adopted as a standard testicular guard by hockey players. Read more
National Hockey League
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist. Read more
Assertiveness
Upon reaching 65, old Tom decided to retire. After having him under foot for a few months, his wife became very agitated with him. Read more
Retirement
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. Read more
New Math
A guy had told all of his friends about the great steak he'd eaten downtown the day before. A group of them decided to head down and see....Read more
The Restaurant
Ted and Alice were thrilled when their long wait to adopt a baby finally came to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had...Read more
Study German
A woman is worried about an older woman, a widow, who lives in the apartment next door. She hasn't heard anything from her for a few days. Read more
The Neighbour
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." Read more
Truck Stop
The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home." Read more
The Efficiency Expert
There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who! Read more
The Newspaper Ad
A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest. Read more
The Doctor's Office
"How did it happen" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg? Read more
25 years ago
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, Read more
The Benefits Package
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. Read more
Escaped Convict
A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Mr.Smith. He delivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Mr. Smith asked: Read more
The Delivery Boy
Arriving home from work at my usual hour of 5 p.m., I discovered that it had not been one of my wife's better days. Read more
Start all over
While waiting to register at a hotel, I overheard the couple ahead of Me asking for a room with a king, queen or double bed. Read more
How romantic
A woman was very despondent over not having sex in quite some time. She was becoming agitated and worried that she might not ever find a new mate. Read more
Zachary Disease
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. Read more
I didn't know we had a choice.
A father who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Read more
Sunday morning Drive
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he said, 'I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. Read more
Two Hours
While leading a party of Girl Scouts through the woods in silent Indian fashion, the troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple.....Read more
Merit Badge
One day the residents of hell were having a big party and it got a little out of hand. The Residents of heaven heard the ruckus...Read more
The Fence
A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. Read more
The Trucker
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind. Read more
The Hat
"What happened?" asked the hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed. Read more
Roller Coaster
A trucker was at a bar one day having a beer when he noticed an old friend. What really caught his attention was that this friend was wearing an earring. Read more
The Earring
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. Read more
The Texan Farmer
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