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For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were facing away from each other. Read more
Switched Inputs
I CALLED THE COMPUTER MAKER I BOUGHT IT FROM TO COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT HAVING A CAPITOL LETTER KEY. Read more
KEYBOARD COMPLAINT
The following is a conversation overheard as Bill Gates was moving into his new house... Read more
Bill Gates Meets His Match
When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. Read more
Murphy's Laws of Computing
It's wise to remember how easily email can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences. Read more
The Trouble With Email
You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights to all TV dinners. Read more
Microsoft TV Dinner
HUSBAND 1.0 There are a lot of pressures to upgrade from Boyfriend 6.0 to Husband 1.0. However before doing so make sure you understand the implications of this change... Read more
Husband 1.0
One of Microsoft Network's finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent to boot camp. Read more
A tech get's drafted!
Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. Read more
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The manager there arranges for him to take an aptitude test (Section: Floors, sweeping and cleaning). Read more
Janitor or Millionaire
> A wife was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. Read more
The Computer and The Husband and Wife?
At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. Read more
An Airliner
Dear Microsoft Consumers:
It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS XP TEXAS EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside of the state of Texas.
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It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS XP TEXAS EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside of the state of Texas.
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For Immediate Release
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated
flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. Read more
flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. Read more
Dear Tech Support:
ABBOT: Ultimate Super Duper Computer Store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up a home office in the den, and I'm thinking of buying a computer. Read more
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up a home office in the den, and I'm thinking of buying a computer. Read more
Abbot and Costello: Computer Shopping
Hi There Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. Read more
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. Read more
Letter To Bill Gates?
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Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, Read more
Who Is Better
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