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Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Read more
Camping Trip
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. Read more
Dieting Blonde
Pregnant Blonde
Blonde And The Horrible Accident
Football FINALLY makes sense..........
NASA Experiment
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. Read more
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. Read more
A Blondes Year In Review
Blonde Cookbook
Death Row in Women’s Prison
Blonde Takes The Bus
Blondes at a lumber yard
PUT ON TWO COATS
Horse Ride
Elmo
The Blonde Mortician
The Blonde Nun
Burying Poles!
BLONDE JOKES
Final exam
Leaving work early
Alligator Shoes
Won a Motor Home
SENDING A BLONDE A TELEGRAM
THE SUNBURN
"I'm going hunting with you!"
The Mirror
Camping Trip
The Blonde and The Ventriloquist
Blonde desperately needed money
Blonde out on a Date
Windows!
Snow Today
The Bank Robbery
Blonde and the Passport
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He's So Dumb
The Blonde Stock Broker
Blondes Tomato Garden
The Blonde and the Chimpanzees
The Alabama Preacher
Blondes at the Casino
Sex Frogs
God Please Help Me
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Your favorite blonde jokes, from the dumb bonde to the smart blonde jokes.
The other day my neighbour, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! Read more
A blonde had totaled her car in a horrible accident. It was a miracle to watch as she pulled herself from the wreckage without any bruises or injuries. Read more
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. Read more
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. Read more
MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. Read more
Three women are about to be executed. One’’s a brunette, one’’s a redhead, and one’’s a blonde. Read more
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Read more
A couple of blond men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blond men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." Read more
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. Read more
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. Read more
A blonde desperately looking for work goes into Erwin. The Personnel Manager goes over her resume and explains to her that he regrets Read more
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The Blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. Read more
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and the west with a telegraph line. The Manager of the project advertised for workers to complete the job. Three groups responded. Read more
A blonde reports for university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. Read more
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. Read more
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. Read more
A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of her cup and finds a peel off prize. She pulls off the tab and yells, 'I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!' Read more
A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. Read more
A young man finally got a date with the blonde female that sat across from him in college class. Read more
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his blonde wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage. Read more
A brunette, redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation. After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, Read more
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a Scout Leader, was sick so she volunteered to take over for him one weekend. Read more
A ventriloquist is touring and one night he’s doing a show in a club in a small town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual act including his repertoire of dumb blonde jokes. Read more
A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. Read more
A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at "Lovers Lane" where they were making out. Read more
A blonde woman goes into a department store and tells the salesman she wants a pair of pink curtains. He assures her they have a good selection of pink curtains. Read more
One winter morning while listening to the radio station 10:10 wins New York, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today. Read more
Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Buffie, in great detail. Read more
A blonde from Brooklyn New York is going on her first overseas trip. She drives all the way into Manhattan in New York City to apply for a passport. Read more
A beautiful blonde goes into a bar and sits down next to a guy that's so homely looking, he hasn't had a date in over a year, also, Read more
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with her BMW. It lacked individuality and besides, every other broker in the office had one. Read more
A beautiful blonde woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon Read more
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. Read more
An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. Read more
Two Blondes, Bobbie and Jane, went together to play the slot machines at the casino. Each agreed that when his allotted money was gone, Read more
A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. Read more
A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask,,,,Read more
We went to see a movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier. Read more
An exhausted looking blonde dragged himself in to the doctor’s office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. Read more
