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Animal Jokes
The Bear and the Rabbit
Cat in Heaven
25 Things Cat Lovers Know
Genius Dog
An Unusual Vet
Talented Dog
Talking Dog For Sale
The Cristmas Parrot
The Parrot from a Whorehouse
The Magician and the Parrot
Story About Getting Even.....
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat
Lion Tamer
Dead Rabbit
Three Bears
The Centipede
New Rooster
A WHALE OF A TALE
The Penguin
Seeing Eye Dog
Snoring
The Snails
Artificial Insemination
'Where's Lulu?'
Talking Dog
Brutus
Talking Monkey
Two Parrots
Harry The Eagle
Somebody's Gonna Get
COPYRIGHT 2009
I called mine Sex
The Union Workers Dog's
Randy the Rooster
Two Fleas
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Three Labradors
The Beautiful Parrot
The Dachshund Guard Dog
What Kind Of Dog Is That
Dog Named Mypenis
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A bear is sitting in the middle of a forest taking the biggest shit of his life and feeling dam good about it. Read More
The Scene: The Pearly Gates to Heaven. St Peter is receptionist at the entrance. - A cat shows up. Read More
Here is a list of 25 things that cat-lovers know, but won't admit.- An aquarium is just interactive television for cats. Read More
A butcher is busy at work when notices a dog in his shop. He shoos the dog away. Later, he notices the dog is back again. Read more
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist. Read More
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Read More
This guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for sale." Read More
A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for a unique gift for his wife. Read more
A woman wanted a pet so she went to the local pet shop. She looked at the dogs and the cats but finally settled on a parrot that was perched in the back Read more
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. Read more
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. Read more
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. Read more
Two unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a Read more
One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence. Read more
Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the big table he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks. Read more
A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. Read more
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years and the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn't hurt. Read more
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan, when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. Read more
A penguin walks into an auto repair shop, his car is parked outside and there's smoke coming out from under the hood. "Hey!", says the penguin to the mechanic behind the counter, "Can you guys look at my car, there's something wrong with it?" Read more
Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street, the guy with the Doberman said to his friend, "Let's go over to that bar and get something to drink." Read more
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. Read more
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. Read more
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a veterinarian Read more
A little girl asks her mum, 'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk Read more
A young boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered what money his parents gave him. Read more
Mrs. Broomfield's dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman. He couldn't accommodate her with an evening appointment, and since she had to go to work the next day, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Read more
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out Read more
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." Read more
Well one day Harry the eagle waited at the nest for Mary his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn't return he went looking and found her. Read more
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever she came into the apartment with a man. Read more
Everybody who has a dog calls him either Rover or Boy. I called mine Sex. Now Sex is a very embarassing name. Read more
Four union workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. Read more
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster. Read more
Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every summer in Miami for a vacation. Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's shivering and shaking. Read more
Three Labrador retrievers -- one brown, one yellow and one black -- were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they struck up a conversation. Read more
There was this guy and he was lonely so he decided to buy a dog. He went to the pet store just as they were selling the last one. Read more
In a town filled with crime, a young married couple were worried after 3 of their neighbors had been burgled. They decided they should get a guard dog. Read more
There is a guy who has a dog that doesn't obey him. Then he sees an ad in the paper for a great dog trainer. So, he decides to go to the dog trainer....Read more
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc? The next time you get a dog, name it: Mypenis. Read more