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There was this guy and he was lonely so he decided to buy a dog. He went to the pet store just as they were selling the last one. He went up to the girl who worked there and asked if there was a chance they would be getting new dogs in. The girl told him that she didn't know when they would be gettin any new puppies in but she said come over here, I think I know just what you need!! She showed him a beautiful parrot that was on special. Right away he fell in love with it and bought it. As he was carrying the bird out the girl said......" I must warn you, the first 3 saying that the parrot hears and likes, he will repeat them for the rest of his life."
The next day the guy looked out his kitchen window where he was drinking his coffee, trying to get the bird to say something. Just then he saw a bunch of kids trying to break his fence. He yelled out to them, "If you kids don't get lost, I'm gonna call the police!" And the kids answered back, "Bologna! Bologna! Bologna!" And then the parrot repeated them, "Bologna! Bologna! Bologna!"
The next week after that the guy went rock climbing with his two brothers and for some dumb reason, brought the bird with him. One of the brothers fell into a hole. The other brother shouted "Get a rope, pull him up. Get a rope, pull him up. Get a rope, pull him up." And then the parrot repeated him. Two weeks after that the guy went to the fair and brought his parrot with him. Far off in the distance the parrot heard "Hit the black doll, win a prize!" And so he repeated him.
That Sunday the guy and his parrot went to church and when the priest began his homely. He began, "God lives up there." And he gestured to the ceiling and then the parrot said, "Bologna! Bologna! Bologna!" The priest ignored him. And started again, "The devil lives down there." And he gestured to the floor. And the parrot spoke, "Get a rope, pull him up. Get a rope, pull him up. Get a rope, pull him up!" Now the priest got angry and in despair threw the bible and it hit a nun. Just then the parrot spoke, "Hit the black doll, win a prize!
The next day the guy looked out his kitchen window where he was drinking his coffee, trying to get the bird to say something. Just then he saw a bunch of kids trying to break his fence. He yelled out to them, "If you kids don't get lost, I'm gonna call the police!" And the kids answered back, "Bologna! Bologna! Bologna!" And then the parrot repeated them, "Bologna! Bologna! Bologna!"
The next week after that the guy went rock climbing with his two brothers and for some dumb reason, brought the bird with him. One of the brothers fell into a hole. The other brother shouted "Get a rope, pull him up. Get a rope, pull him up. Get a rope, pull him up." And then the parrot repeated him. Two weeks after that the guy went to the fair and brought his parrot with him. Far off in the distance the parrot heard "Hit the black doll, win a prize!" And so he repeated him.
That Sunday the guy and his parrot went to church and when the priest began his homely. He began, "God lives up there." And he gestured to the ceiling and then the parrot said, "Bologna! Bologna! Bologna!" The priest ignored him. And started again, "The devil lives down there." And he gestured to the floor. And the parrot spoke, "Get a rope, pull him up. Get a rope, pull him up. Get a rope, pull him up!" Now the priest got angry and in despair threw the bible and it hit a nun. Just then the parrot spoke, "Hit the black doll, win a prize!
The Beautiful Parrot
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