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The Union Workers Dog's
Four union workers were discussing how smart their dogs were.
The first man was a United Auto Worker who said his dog could do math calculations. He dog was named T-Square and he told him to go to the blackboard and draw a square, a circle, and a triangle; which the dog did with no sweat.
The United Steel Worker member said he thought his dog was better. His dog, named Slide-Rule was told to fetch a dozen cookies and bring them back and divide them into four piles of three; which Slide-Rule did with no problems.
The Oil Chemical and Atomic Worker member said that was good but he felt his dog was better. His dog, named Measure, was told to go get a quart of milk and pour seven ounces into a ten ounce glass. The dog did this with no problem.
All three agreed this was very good and all the dogs were smart. They all turned to the Teamster member and said, "What can your dog do?"
The Teamster member called his dog who was named Coffee Break and said, "Show the fellows what you can do!"
Coffee Break went over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, and screwed the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back, filed for Worker's Compensation and left for home on sick leave.
The first man was a United Auto Worker who said his dog could do math calculations. He dog was named T-Square and he told him to go to the blackboard and draw a square, a circle, and a triangle; which the dog did with no sweat.
The United Steel Worker member said he thought his dog was better. His dog, named Slide-Rule was told to fetch a dozen cookies and bring them back and divide them into four piles of three; which Slide-Rule did with no problems.
The Oil Chemical and Atomic Worker member said that was good but he felt his dog was better. His dog, named Measure, was told to go get a quart of milk and pour seven ounces into a ten ounce glass. The dog did this with no problem.
All three agreed this was very good and all the dogs were smart. They all turned to the Teamster member and said, "What can your dog do?"
The Teamster member called his dog who was named Coffee Break and said, "Show the fellows what you can do!"
Coffee Break went over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, and screwed the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back, filed for Worker's Compensation and left for home on sick leave.